Here's my current favorite recipe for a giant morning smoothie (shown here with a giant fluffy cat for scale). I change up the ingredients every now and then depending on my mood, and you can too!
So, you want to lift weights. You google "how to start lifting weights" and find a basic beginner lifting program that you want to try. You read over the list of movements, watch form videos, and them practice in the mirror, holding one of your cats in each hand for proper visualization and gripwork.